Beth keeps messaging me about the cool thunderstorms they're having in NE. Since I live where the locals are proud to inform me that they don't have THOSE... I gathered a special collection of Jewish curses for her...
So, here's to you Beth....
May your daughter's beauty be admired by everyone in the circus.
May you grow two more hands to scratch all your itches.
May you back into a pitchfork and grab a hot stove for support.
May you have lot of money, but you should be the only one in the family with
it.
May you have twelve healthy children.
And then may someone give one of them a whistle.
May you sell candles for a living and then may the sun never set.